Friday, August 17, 2012

Flex Alert!

In perpetually sunny southern California we have a summertime phenomenon know as the "Flex Alert".  You see the funny thing about the sun is that it makes the end of summer days intolerably hot.  This causes everyone on the power grid to crank up the AC so as not to become an uncomfortably, and in the worst case scenario, an offensively, sweaty mess.  Along with the AC running you have the fans, lights, refrigerators, computers, washing machines (for your sweat soaked clothing), dryers, flat irons, etc. all running constantly.  This seasonal increase in electricity usage causes a tremendous strain on the power grids.  The result of which is a rolling blackout.  

In order to prevent blackouts from occurring the California Independent System Operator (ISO) monitors the cosmos, the weather, the earth's core and just for good measure asks a magic eight ball "Will it be hot today?" If everything, especially the magic eight ball, says "yes, it will in fact be hot today", the ISO then imposes a Flex Alert.  Which is essentially a plea to all consumers of energy to tone down their use and do what we should all be doing anyway.  Which is turning of  all unnecessary, lights, appliances, electronics, pinball machines, kegerators, hadron colliders, etc.  At least until after 6:00 p.m. which is the official conclusion of peak hours.  Of course there are certain things that need to be plugged in during peak hours for life to continue.  For example, cellphones, smart phones, laptops, tablets, and ultra books to name the more important ones. 

So how, you might ask, can we have our electric slice of cake and eat it too?  The answer to this dilemma is what is causing the problem to begin with, the sun.  Flip the script on this paradox by using solar back-up batteries that harness the suns rays and power just about any device that's USB enabled.  The Solar ReStore XL will charge a smart phone 3 times over, which is perfect after Angry Birds eats your battery life.  Even more impressive is the new ReStore 9200 which can simultaneously charge a smart phone and a tablet.  It doubles as a viewing stand and has an emergency LED flashlight which can run for 150 continuous hours to light up your surroundings in case there is a blackout.  Both back-up battery packs can be charged during off-peak hours through any USB output.  The Solar ReStore XL charges via direct sunlight through the front solar panel and the 9200 can be linked with a chain of add-on solar panels to transform it into a solar charger.  So do your part and opt for solar when charging your devices, or else!

Friday, August 10, 2012

Grand Opening of our Facebook Store

Guess what we did?  We made getting your hands-on our favorite and best selling products even easier!  No we didn't figure a teleportation shipping service, but we did open a store on Facebook.  So now when you're waiting to see if anyone has commented on your most recent crazy cat post you can kill those two minutes by shopping our storefront on the Payvment shopping mall.  Or to take full advantage of your two minute shopping spree just go to our Facebook page and click on the green shopping cart to be transported directly to our carefully curated selections.  As a welcome gift we giving everyone an additional discount to the already slashed prices on our site.  Just enter promo code AGSHOPNOW in the shopping cart to receive your discount.  Happy shopping!

Friday, August 3, 2012

Curiosity about life on Mars?

Good news everyone, we will soon know what kind of clothing to pack for our colonization of Mars. Yep, you read that right but please feel free to read it again.  In what should be front page news, the Mars rover by the name of Curiosity has made some absolutely incredible discoveries about Mars and it's still road trippin' to our red neighbor.   But before you start packing let me catch you up on some facts about this amazing little spacecraft.

Curiosity launched on November 26, 2011 from Cape Canaveral, FL.  It is scheduled to make a horribly terrifying entry into Mars' atmosphere where the descent module will go from 13,200 mph to a dead stop in a little under seven minutes.  This will hopefully end in a safe landing on the 6th of August, 2012.  Once it lands, Curiosity is scheduled to spend two years studying abroad on Mars. This is the seventh American mission to Mars.  All six previous rovers completed their missions successfully and with a $2.5 billion dollar investment into this mission, NASA and all of us rover lovers are keeping fingers crossed that Curiosity will not only be successful but the most successful mission to Mars to date.  The "X" marking the landing spot will be in the Gale Crater which billions of years ago was the martian equivalent of a Great Lake.  This is super important because unlike its predecessors, Curiosity is going to specialize its studies in Astrobiology, the study of past, present and future extraterrestrial life.  This doesn't mean that Curiosity will be searching for Martians, rather it will search for carbon-based compounds to see if there was previously life on Mars.  Of course the outfitting of this newest Rover has to be up to snuff.  Curiosity is equipped with twice as many instruments as its predecessors and has been beefed up to 10 times the weight with the equivalent of monster rover tires so that it can climb mountains.  Last but not least the Curiosity can make its own decisions.  It's not equipped with artificial intelligence but it can gather and measure data, therefore making an educated decision based on it's own conclusions.  So if Curiosity becomes a sentient rover and decides that it likes the chilly -100 degree nights on Mars it can choose to stay up to 10 years on Mars before its battery runs out.

Now that your curiosity of Curiosity has been satisfied here is the front page news.  On its way to Mars, the rover has been gathering data about its surroundings.  Particularly about the radiation types and levels both on the way to Mars and on the surface of the red planet itself.  This is huge news because with the information gathered scientists will know what types of materials, construction and engineering to use for future manned spacecraft to Mars!!  Hence future colonization!  In the mean time we can daydream about what we would pack for a Martian spring.  Maybe a Pal Bot as a peace offering in case there is life on Mars.
Note: Listening to David Bowie's Life On Mars? on repeat while writing this.

Friday, July 27, 2012

It's a Pal Bot!

We would like to ask all of you to join us in welcoming the newest member to our GOgroove family, the Pal Bot Portable Rechargeable Speaker. You won't be able to wait to take this little guy home. Everyone will welcome the Pal Bot with open arms.

Just like a newborn, the Pal Bot notifies you how it's feeling through unspoken cues. Its LED eyes will shine blue when it is fully charged. Once the battery starts to run low the bright blue eyes will change to red, warning you that you have about 30 minutes of play time left. At this point you can hook up the Pal Bot to any USB charging port, with the included MicroUSB cable, and its red eyes will change to purple, letting you know that it is charging. Once fully charged, the Pal Bot will play your favorite songs for up to six hours per charge. This means that you will rarely see its little eyes turn red.

You wouldn't leave a baby at home so take the Pal Bot everywhere and show it off to everyone! The Pal Bot can connect to just about any device with a 3.5mm audio jack. It has a retractable cord in the back that will connect to smartphones, tablets, iPods, computers, etc. So you can listen to just about anything anywhere. The two dual drive stereo speakers and its passive subwoofer make for a surprising sound quality, especially out of such a little guy (just like a crying baby!). You can also move its arms so it can hug you, if you feel the need to. But whatever you do, please do not put one of those flowery baby garter belts on its head. It really hates that.



Friday, July 20, 2012

How To Stay Connected in The Great Outdoors

It's the middle of summer, the days are long and the nights are hot. Perfect time of year to be out and about, enjoying the outdoors. Usually this means leaving your beloved gadgets at home. After all, no one wants to drop their iPhone in the pool or drown their digital camera in the lake. Even if you take any and all precautions to avoid such tragedies, being outdoors usually means being in areas with little service, therefore sucking your battery dry. Only a few moons ago enjoying the outdoors meant being able to disconnect from emails, tweets, status updates and so on. But these are different times, times where we want to be connected all the time, even in the great outdoors.

What good is cliff diving if you can't record it with your iPhone and post the video on Facebook? What's the point of cliff diving if you can't get any comments? But this scenario poses imminent peril for your electronics. First off you can drop your camera bag from said cliff trying to get a POV shot. Then there's the water, the kryptonite to your precious tools. A splash of water is terrifying enough but complete submergence is practically a death sentence. Now let's assume that everything is in working order, there's the added worry of little to no battery life, rendering everything useless as anything other than a paper weight. Take a deep breath, this is a hypothetical situation. No need to fret. Even though we know that there are countless things that could happen I won't continue to worry you any further. Sweat on your brow should happen due to the extra warm sunshine, not the worry I am causing. So let's talk about what we can do to ensure that none of the awful things happen and that you can have the most commented, retweeted and highest ranking experience.


First is the issue of the camera bag plummeting into the abyss? Handled! This Premium High-Impact Plush Carrying Case will protect your camera and if you use the belt loop strap it will stay with you. Just make sure to take it off (or at least take your camera out) before you jump.

Next we have those pesky currents moving all that water. Don't worry; the CamSAVER Waterproof Floating Camera Wrist Strap is the Baywatch lifeguard to your Point n' Shoot. Attach the strap to your waterproofed camera and the lightweight foam strap will keep it afloat.

Lastly there's the issue of power. When you're in the great outdoors you have the most powerful source of energy shining down on you. Use that sunshine for more than a tan by placing the Solar ReStore XL directly in it. The Solar Restore will keep your gadgets charged to their full potential so you can use them as more than weights to keep the corners of your towel down.

So enjoy your summer and make sure to download that app that measures the tide before you dive.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

Paraskevidekatriaphobia, say that thirteen times fast. If you can't then you're doomed! Maybe, especially if you're one of the 21 or so million Americans with the terrifying phobia of Friday the 13th. It's going to be a rough year for them with three Friday the 13ths this year, all exactly 13 weeks apart.

For centuries both Friday and the number 13 have been considered unlucky, therefore making Friday the 13th the unluckiest of them all. The superstitions surrounding Friday the 13th have not only endured into the 21st century, but have similarities in countless cultures transcending language and religion. For example, in Christianity it is said that the Last Supper occurred on a Friday, at which Jesus sat with 12 disciples (1+12=13) and we know how that turned out. Also in Norse mythology, 12 gods gathered for a feast in Valhalla, Loki, the god of mischief (or the bad guy in Thor), was excluded from the gathering but decided to crash it. Loki was so enraged that he ordered Hod, the blind god of darkness, to kill Baldur, the god of joy, with a mistletoe arrow. This was said to cause Earth to plunge into darkness. Both of these have been cited as reason to never gather in groups of 13, the belief being that one of the party will perish.

These days it's estimated that over $800 million is lost on Friday the 13th because superstitious people refuse to drive, go to work, eat at restaurants, travel, or make significant purchases. So a huge sale on Friday the 13th is probably as lucky as you can get, at least for now. While major and minor historical and religious events have taken place to perpetuate our fear of Friday the 13th, an even bigger event in the near future may just be what either proves or disproves the association between bad luck and Friday the 13th. On Friday, April 13th, 2029 an asteroid by the name of Apophis will get a little too close for comfort. It's estimated that Apophis will come closer than the communication satellites that are currently orbiting Earth. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how lucky or unlucky that day ends up.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Independence Day Do-Over


This year our nation's Independence Day fell on Odin's Day, which to you and me is Wednesday. For most it meant that Tuesday felt like Friday, Wednesday felt like a combination Saturday/Sunday and yesterday became a second Monday. I don't know about you but I think that this weekend we need a 4th of July do-over, especially the people in San Diego who got 15 minutes worth of fireworks in 15 seconds. They definitely need a do-over. Here's a list of items you'll need to get the most out of your 4th of July weekend.


Whether you're grilling in the yard, celebrating poolside or heading to the beach for a party you're going to need a vessel to play your music. Think about all the movies, shows, music videos, etc. showing people enjoying the summer with friends and family, they always have music. It would be so weird without it, especially the music videos. For this you need an awesome portable speaker or better yet a few awesome portable speakers. Your best bet for all day sound that will play into the night check out the new BlueSync OR3 bluetooth speaker. The OR3 streams completely wireless audio from up to 30ft. away via bluetooth for up to 16 continuous hours on one charge. The orb-shaped comes with an acoustic resonance chamber for deep bass that booms out of the upward facing speaker to actually play your music up and out for everyone to enjoy. If you're having a party at home then you can set up a few of these to play different music through different areas of your home. Chill music by the pool, cool background music by the tables and music to get people moving on your makeshift living room dance floor.

The next thing you'll need is a solar battery pack so you can take advantage of the sun and make it work for more than just your tan. The new ReVIVE Solar ReStore XL has a 4,000 mAh solar panel. This means that once the XL is fully charged you can charge your smartphone along with two other guest's smartphones. The Solar ReStore XL especially comes in handy if you plan on being outdoors all day since you can not only charge your smartphone you can charge tablets, iPods and even your portable speakers!

Finally, if what you want to do for your 4th of July do-over is get out of town and find out what hot dogs and hamburgers taste like somewhere far away then you'll need to equip your car with a universal vent mount that can hold your GPS or smartphone so you can know how to get to that far away place. Make sure to pack your bluetooth speaker and solar battery pack too. You can play your favorite music from the OR3 and the Solar ReStore comes with suction mounts so you can stick it to your car window for optimal charging.